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Mickey Richaud

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From another forum:

The young boy was peddling his bike through a cemetery when he came upon an elderly lady sitting on a bench. He saw she was crying and stopped to asked if she was ok.

β€œYes, thank you; I’m as well as can be expected. You see, I just buried my husband, so I am quite sad.”

β€œOh, that’s too bad. How old was he?”

β€œHe was 92”

β€œWow! How old are you?”

β€œI am 90.”

After pondering this for awhile he replied, β€œIt ain’t hardly worth your while to go home then, is it?”
 
No kidding. Many of our volunteers, me included, at the air museum are over 75. We call the place "God's waiting room".

I'm so old I don't even buy green bananas.

(OK Mr. Grammar: peddling, or pedaling?)

:angel3:
 
T-shirt for Miami Grand Prix (I think) 20 years ago said "Petal (or maybe Peddle) to the Metal". They defended my criticism by saying 'artistic license' or some such.
Bob
 
No kidding. Many of our volunteers, me included, at the air museum are over 75. We call the place "God's waiting room".

I'm so old I don't even buy green bananas.

(OK Mr. Grammar: peddling, or pedaling?)

:angel3:
OOPS! You got me - I copied and pasted from the other forum. 😊
 
I just joined a gang made up of FOGs (Fat Old Guys).We call ourselves
the CRS Gang.We were going to protest something,but none of us could
remember what,or where it was.
 
When I was in college in the '60s, we formed the "Apathy Club'.

Put posters all over campus for our first Rally.

No body showed up.
 
When I was in college in the '60s, we formed the "Apathy Club'.

Put posters all over campus for our first Rally.

No body showed up.
Well, it's a good thing no body showed up...

GOTCHA! :devilgrin:
 
 
(OK Mr. Grammar: peddling, or pedaling?)
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