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kyreb1862
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-- Apparently from an actual newspaper contest where
entrants age 4 to 15 were asked to imitate "Deep
Thoughts by Jack Handey." --
*I believe you should live each day as if it is your last,
which is why I don't have any clean laundry because,
come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day
of their life? -- Age 15
*Give me the strength to change the things I can, the
grace to accept the things I cannot, and a great big
bag of money. -- Age 13
*Democracy is a beautiful thing, except for that part
about letting just any old yokel vote. -- Age 10
*For centuries, people thought the moon was made
of green cheese. Then the astronauts found that the
moon is really a big hard rock. That's what happens
to cheese when you leave it out. -- Age 6
*Think of the biggest number you can. Now add five.
Then, imagine if you had that many Twinkies. Wow,
that's five more than the biggest number you could
come up with! --Age 6
*As you make your way through this hectic world of
ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end
of the year, you'll have a couple of days saved up.
-- Age 7
*Often, when I am reading a good book, I stop and
thank my teacher. That is, I used to, until she got an
unlisted number. -- Age 15
*It would be terrible if the Red Cross Bloodmobile
got into an accident. No, wait. That would be good
because if anyone needed it, the blood would be right
there. -- Age 5
*If we could just get everyone to close their eyes and
visualize world peace for an hour, imagine how
serene and quiet it would be until the looting started.
-- Age 15
entrants age 4 to 15 were asked to imitate "Deep
Thoughts by Jack Handey." --
*I believe you should live each day as if it is your last,
which is why I don't have any clean laundry because,
come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day
of their life? -- Age 15
*Give me the strength to change the things I can, the
grace to accept the things I cannot, and a great big
bag of money. -- Age 13
*Democracy is a beautiful thing, except for that part
about letting just any old yokel vote. -- Age 10
*For centuries, people thought the moon was made
of green cheese. Then the astronauts found that the
moon is really a big hard rock. That's what happens
to cheese when you leave it out. -- Age 6
*Think of the biggest number you can. Now add five.
Then, imagine if you had that many Twinkies. Wow,
that's five more than the biggest number you could
come up with! --Age 6
*As you make your way through this hectic world of
ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end
of the year, you'll have a couple of days saved up.
-- Age 7
*Often, when I am reading a good book, I stop and
thank my teacher. That is, I used to, until she got an
unlisted number. -- Age 15
*It would be terrible if the Red Cross Bloodmobile
got into an accident. No, wait. That would be good
because if anyone needed it, the blood would be right
there. -- Age 5
*If we could just get everyone to close their eyes and
visualize world peace for an hour, imagine how
serene and quiet it would be until the looting started.
-- Age 15
