jackq
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If you ever get arrested in our town here...don't worry..chances are you can leave whenever you want. Two nites ago was the topper. Eight inmates simply crawled into the ceiling, shimmied up a pipe, hacked thru the roof using tools they made while sitting around, jumped onto a pine tree that was up against the building(DUH) and hopped the two stories to freedom. Not bad guys...just a convicted killer of a ten year old by..and sentenced in July to life in prison...awaiting transport that our court failed to file the order on till a few days ago..and the bum got wind of it. Another one is an accused killer of a local businessman...real jewel of a guy. Mother in Texas said if she heard from her baby she's advice him to go back as cops tend to be mean and shot and people...poor baby. The rest are commom everyday thugs..one inside for extreme cruelty to animals. I think our warden...Leslie Johnson...needs a new career path. The last one to escape was a woman..in July duckwalked out the door hiding behind a food cart..stood up, ran into the street and was arrested by a passing motorist..actually hit her and knocked her senseless untill the jailers could nab her. Earlier in the year (Someone) left a side door open and a couple of guys went for a walk..and then all the jailers that have been arrested this year for bringing in drugs for the inmates!!! yes sir..we have a full service jail...come on down for a visit.
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