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I just wanted to buy some bullets for my .22 target gun.
When I was ready to pay for my purchase...
...the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."
Making a mental note to complain about gun control running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card-reader.
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future and to see a doctor for a possible enlargement. Now what did that mean?
They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!
When I was ready to pay for my purchase...
...the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me."
Making a mental note to complain about gun control running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card-reader.
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future and to see a doctor for a possible enlargement. Now what did that mean?
They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!
