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But then since I've retired, EVERY day's Friday... 
Gleaned from newspapers:
Recent tests conducted by zoologists prove that grasshoppers hear with their legs. In all cases the insects hopped when a tuning fork was sounded nearby. There was no reaction to this stimulus, however, when their legs had been removed.
With 23 1/2 pints, the two ladies were high players in four tables of duplicate bridge.
The sewer expansion project is nearing completion, but city officials are holding their breath until it is finished.
A federal grand jury has accused three women identified by the IRS as topless go-go dancers of concealing their assets.
And even when they mess up, the correction sometimes misses the mark:
In a recent edition we referred to the chairman of Chrysler Corporation as Lee Iacoocoo. His real name is Lee Iacaca. The Gazette regrets the error.

Gleaned from newspapers:
Recent tests conducted by zoologists prove that grasshoppers hear with their legs. In all cases the insects hopped when a tuning fork was sounded nearby. There was no reaction to this stimulus, however, when their legs had been removed.
With 23 1/2 pints, the two ladies were high players in four tables of duplicate bridge.
The sewer expansion project is nearing completion, but city officials are holding their breath until it is finished.
A federal grand jury has accused three women identified by the IRS as topless go-go dancers of concealing their assets.
And even when they mess up, the correction sometimes misses the mark:
In a recent edition we referred to the chairman of Chrysler Corporation as Lee Iacoocoo. His real name is Lee Iacaca. The Gazette regrets the error.