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Or nothing, yes it is a Python!
https://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/05/04/man-arrested-python-pants-pet-store/
https://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/05/04/man-arrested-python-pants-pet-store/
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Is that a Python in your pants or...
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Need I say:
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Hope Doc likes it.
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He's on his way to the Bahamas!
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Let the pun begin!
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:grin: I am sure we can squeeze a few out
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Ok, since you asked...
The guy who stole the snake was a slithering idiot.
The guy who stole the snake was a slithering idiot.
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Know why he wears boxers instead of briefs?
Because briefs are too ​constricting!
Because briefs are too ​constricting!
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Good one Rick!
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Besides, with boxers he can work out better, like Rocky BalBOA (I know. I'm reaching).
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I'm thinking the guy worked for local government.... You know, a civil serpent.
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Boo! HISSSSSSS!
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Good thing the snake wasn't with him on this caper:
LARGO, Fla. - Two men broke into a woman’s Largo home and attacked her. Now, one of those men is behind bars and the other is still on the run.
The victim, who does not want to be identified, said she is resting easier knowing police have one suspect in custody.
“They kept saying, 'Where’s the bag? Where’s the bag?' ... I keep my medication in a locked bag with me,” she said.
That bag is still with the victim in her home. She said October 24, 2015, two men broke in, pushed her down and stole her purse and medications. She fought back.
“I kicked him right in the balls, and I know who I kicked in the balls, so I knew who it was who threw me down in my own living room,” she said.
Police said it was 26-year-old Travis Neil Treder, who they arrested Monday. They said he kicked the victim and grabbed what medications he could find, then took off.
https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/region-north-pinellas/largo/two-suspects-attack-woman-in-her-home-one-man-still-on-the-run
LARGO, Fla. - Two men broke into a woman’s Largo home and attacked her. Now, one of those men is behind bars and the other is still on the run.
The victim, who does not want to be identified, said she is resting easier knowing police have one suspect in custody.
“They kept saying, 'Where’s the bag? Where’s the bag?' ... I keep my medication in a locked bag with me,” she said.
That bag is still with the victim in her home. She said October 24, 2015, two men broke in, pushed her down and stole her purse and medications. She fought back.
“I kicked him right in the balls, and I know who I kicked in the balls, so I knew who it was who threw me down in my own living room,” she said.
Police said it was 26-year-old Travis Neil Treder, who they arrested Monday. They said he kicked the victim and grabbed what medications he could find, then took off.
https://www.abcactionnews.com/news/region-north-pinellas/largo/two-suspects-attack-woman-in-her-home-one-man-still-on-the-run
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Well this explains everything. Look what kind of snake it is:
The man, identified as Travis Treder, apparently walked into the Animal House Pet Center pet store, opened an enclosure with a ball python in it, grabbed the snake and stuffed it into his left front pants pocket.
The man, identified as Travis Treder, apparently walked into the Animal House Pet Center pet store, opened an enclosure with a ball python in it, grabbed the snake and stuffed it into his left front pants pocket.
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he musta been nuts!
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And he almost lost 'em ...