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DrEntropy

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Just actually ~listened~ to a "SMART" car advert.

It says the foolish thing has a <span style="color: #FF0000"><span style="font-weight: bold"><span style="font-size: 17pt">TRITIUM</span></span></span> "Safety Cell"...

Just how *&^% gullible are we supposed to be???
 
They know from watching the major networks just how gullible voters are, so why naught?
Heck and begorrah, this is the answer to the Popular Mechanics projection of atomic power vehicles they flaunted 50 years ago!

Now you'll see the greenies proclaiming how their new green cars have Tritium fuel cells, without a blinking clue as to what they are talking aboooooot.
 
And "tritium" and "safety" are related... how?
 
I want a handful of "CAUTION! HIGH RADIATION!" bumper stickers. With the International warning sign on 'em to surreptitiously plaster on every one I come across!!
 
Mebbe a "vehicle wrap"?!?
 

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Perhaps someone should invent a car that runs on Cheese, because

<span style="font-size: 17pt"><span style="color: #009900"><span style="font-weight: bold">I LIKE CHEESE!</span></span></span>
 
On a positive side doc you can see them coming and get out of their way :smile:
 
Apparently.

A cheesebox is a cheesebox no matter th' livery. :wink:

Come to think on it, I've seen those things in black and yellow paint schemes!

I think we're on to something here... a clandestine effort to POISON us all with radioactive isotopes running around onna streets!!!

:devilgrin: :jester:
 
If it's got a tailpipe, then Depleted Tritium comes out!
 
I think all coming out of the tailpipe is Depleted Cranium...
 
SILLY ME!!! I listen'd werry-werry ~carefully~ to that ad again...

The voice-over distinctly tells us it is "Triti-UN" in there. We're SAVED!!! :smirk:
 
I've got some tritium here. Helps me solve problems at night. Believe me Doc, for guys like us, tritium is yer friend :wink:
 
I am HIGHLY biased toward CESIUM.

...for reasons I'll not go into here...

<span style="color: #FF0000"><span style="font-size: 23pt">PRAISE CESIUM!!</span></span>
 
That's just it, with tritium, you cesium a lot more easium to berium. :laugh:


I can't afford cesium and stay married. I'd love to though.
 
DrEntropy said:
I am HIGHLY biased toward CESIUM.

...for reasons I'll not go into here...

<span style="color: #FF0000"><span style="font-size: 23pt">PRAISE CESIUM!!</span></span>
Click to expand...

Rhymes with <span style="color: #006600"><span style="font-size: 20pt">CHEESIUM!</span></span>
 
Basil said:
DrEntropy said:
I am HIGHLY biased toward CESIUM.

...for reasons I'll not go into here...

<span style="color: #FF0000"><span style="font-size: 23pt">PRAISE CESIUM!!</span></span>
Click to expand...

Rhymes with <span style="color: #006600"><span style="font-size: 20pt">CHEESIUM!</span></span>
Click to expand...

:lol:

You almost owed me a new laptop.
 
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<span style="color: #FF0000"><span style="font-weight: bold"><span style="font-size: 23pt">RUTABAGA!</span></span></span>
 
The print ad I googled says tridium not trituim. What a difference a letter makes. Sounds close but no cigar. No idea what tridium is but mayhaps is different
 
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