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I'd rather drink Dan Aykroyd's Okra Cola!

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Basil

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So I saw this stuff at Costco and, as I was looking at it, some guy suggested it was really good and very healthy. So, I threw caution to the wind and bought a case.
The best way I can describe the taste is to imagine straining hot water through fresh grass clippings, then chilling and drinking the resultant juice.
:pukeface: :sick: :pukeface::flush:

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Maybe it's better if you're lying on your back, out in the lawn, with a haze of weed hangin round your head first. Just a thought as I haven't tried it with or without, but from what I see the weed enthusiasts find lots of things to be great the rest of us question...
 
Basil said:
The best way I can describe the taste is to imagine straining hot water through fresh grass clippings, then chilling and drinking the resultant juice.
:pukeface: :sick: :pukeface::flush:
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So are you saying you don’t like it? :devilgrin:
 
I found this one-star review online and it made me laugh. To be fair, there were also many positive reviews but the reviewer below thought this taste like.... well you know. :censored1:

1 year ago

Life changing after just a few sips
"As I began putting my feelings into words, I concluded that it was George Orwell who ultimately described the experience of drinking ""SUJA √úber Greens"" when he said ""In the face of pain there are no heroes"". Upon opening the bottle, I was callously greeted by what smelled like an overpriced house salad that had perhaps already been digested by 3 out of the 4 distinct chambers of a cow's stomach. After taking that first sip, I realized that this was not the work of cows, this was not even the work of man. This heinous concoction could have only come into existence if the collective will of all chlorophyll containing organisms manifested it that way as revenge against any living creature with tastebuds. My second sip was far worse. All notions of added health benefit by consumption of the drink were replaced by deep reflection on my own sins against plant-kind. Those reflections gave way to understanding as I remembered back to early elementary school. A time when groups of children would swirl mustard, ketchup and any other liquids they could find into cartons of chocolate milk and dare one another to drink it. This is what awaits you when you purchase and drink this beverage. There is no benefit, there is no better tomorrow, there is only pain... and ""In the face of pain there are no heroes".
 
Gliderman8 said:
I found this one-star review online and it made me laugh. To be fair, there were also many positive reviews but the reviewer below thought this taste like.... well you know. :censored1:

1 year ago

Life changing after just a few sips
"As I began putting my feelings into words, I concluded that it was George Orwell who ultimately described the experience of drinking ""SUJA √úber Greens"" when he said ""In the face of pain there are no heroes"". Upon opening the bottle, I was callously greeted by what smelled like an overpriced house salad that had perhaps already been digested by 3 out of the 4 distinct chambers of a cow's stomach. After taking that first sip, I realized that this was not the work of cows, this was not even the work of man. This heinous concoction could have only come into existence if the collective will of all chlorophyll containing organisms manifested it that way as revenge against any living creature with tastebuds. My second sip was far worse. All notions of added health benefit by consumption of the drink were replaced by deep reflection on my own sins against plant-kind. Those reflections gave way to understanding as I remembered back to early elementary school. A time when groups of children would swirl mustard, ketchup and any other liquids they could find into cartons of chocolate milk and dare one another to drink it. This is what awaits you when you purchase and drink this beverage. There is no benefit, there is no better tomorrow, there is only pain... and ""In the face of pain there are no heroes".
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OMG that is hilarious! And definitely relatable for anyone who has dared to ingest this demon fluid!
 
Basil said:
OMG that is hilarious! And definitely relatable for anyone who has dared to ingest this demon fluid!
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Hilarious for sure. “there is only pain….” :ROFLMAO:
 
Reminds me of my younger days, when I decided to brew and bottle my own beer.

Gave a neighbor a sample. He looked at me and said "I think your horse has diabetes."

oh well
 
Well, the good news is, you bought it at Costco - you can return it. (y) 🙂(y)Their return policy is the best.
 
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