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As I looked in the mirror after taking a shower, I said to my wife "when I look at myself now I see a drooping old man with thinning hair, saggy skin, and an unsightly pot belly. A shell of my former self." "I'm feeling kinda bad right now and I need a compliment."
My wife thought for a moment and said, "well, your eyesight is dang near perfect."
My wife thought for a moment and said, "well, your eyesight is dang near perfect."
