Coolio, thanks. After talking to a number of different folks, I am firmly aware that the offset between the water pulley pump and the alternator shouldn't be there.
I'm also done messing with this beast. While I was looking for a pound of C-4 my lovely wife said, why don't you just take it in to the shop, then either they can fix it, or you won't be the only one scratching your head and swearing.
As much as I'd like to play with explosives, I think I shall swallow my pride and take the wife's advice.
Jody