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I answered the door

Basil

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I answered the door this morning.


A 6ft beetle punched me in the face!


Apparently there's a nasty bug going round!
 
Not a pun, but reminds me of an old joke.

A guy hears a knocking at his front door. He answers it but nobody is there. He looks down and sees a small snail, which he picks up and flings into the garden.

Six months later he hears a knocking at the door. He answers it but nobody is there. He looks down and sees the small snail. The snail says "what the h*ll did you do that for?"
 
Paul or Ringo?
 
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