Hi Guest!
Hey - did you know if you click on the title of a thread it will take you to the first unread post since you last visited that thread?
but were afraid to ask: 
STOP!! Never post your email address in open forums. Bots can "harvest" your email! If you must share your email use a Private Message or use the 
smilie in place of the real @
Pretty Please - add it to our Events forum(s) and add to the calendar! >> 
G
Guest
Guest
Guest
Offline
A small town Baptist congregation decided to add some interest to their annual fund raiser. Whoever donated the largest amount of money would have the honor of picking the 3 hymns of their choice to be sung by the choir in their next Sunday service. A pillar of the church, a generous old spinster won the contest by donating $1000. The preacher was elated and congratulated her in front of the congregation, asking her which 3 hymns she wanted.
The old maid stood in front of the group and pointing out she said, "I'll take <span style="font-weight: bold">him</span> and <span style="font-weight: bold">him</span> and <span style="font-weight: bold">him!</span>
The old maid stood in front of the group and pointing out she said, "I'll take <span style="font-weight: bold">him</span> and <span style="font-weight: bold">him</span> and <span style="font-weight: bold">him!</span>