Huh?

[rkep01]

A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art.. It's perfect.'
'Really,' answered the neighbor . 'What kind is it?'

' Twelve thirty..' :hammer:

 

[elrey]

I've never heard of that brand.

 

[JPSmit]

Pardon?

Having lost most of his hearing a number of years ago, this elderly man goes to the doctor to be fitted with hearing aids which promise to allow him to hear 100%. A month later, he returns to the doctor for a check up on his progress. The doctor tells him that his hearing is perfect and asks if his family is pleased.

The man says, "Oh, I haven't told them about the hearing aids yet. I just sit around and listen to them talk. I've changed my will three times!"

 

[mailbox]

A man goes to his doctor. "Doctor, I have this problem" he says. " I have a problem with.........ummm.....passing gas. It doesn't stink and it makes no sound. I've passed gas 3 times here in the office. What can I do?" The doctor gives him a through exam, rights a few things down, then gives him a precsription. "See me in 2 weeks." the doctor says. 2 weeks later the man returns and the doctor ask how is he doing. "Awful!" he states. "I still have gas as often, still no sound, but it stinks to high holy heaven. Whats going on?" The doctor does a quick exam. "Thats great",the doctor say,"the prescription has cleared up your sinuses. Lets get to work on that hearing problem."

 

[Guest]

I've never heard of that brand.

A beaver herd on what land?