How to Get a Traffic Light to Turn Green

[AngliaGT]

....... just try reading a map at a Red light.
I've noticed that when I travel.Works every time.

- Doug

 

[Basil]

Ditto!

 

[Banjo]

Or try and test drive a car with a noise/ tranny issue from a dead stop. I always manage to catch every light green.

 

[AngliaGT]

Or trying to get home when I notice that the oil pressure guage
leaks - slow drivers & Red lights.

- Doug

 

[tomshobby]

Or trying to get home when I notice that the oil pressure guage
leaks - slow drivers & Red lights.

- Doug

Or when my clutch pressure plate failed 200 miles from home.

 

[mailbox]

....... just try reading a map at a Red light.
I've noticed that when I travel.Works every time.

- Doug

Maps? Do they still MAKE those things? ON PAPER? I thought only smartphones had maps.

 

[AngliaGT]

I always try & carry a map.GPS still has some glitches.
Plus I hate the nagging voice when you intentionaly change
course.I swear the lady's voice was becoming more strained
the futher down the road I went.

- Doug

 

[charlie74]

I always try & carry a map.GPS still has some glitches.
Plus I hate the nagging voice when you intentionaly change
course.I swear the lady's voice was becoming more strained
the futher down the road I went.

- Doug

are you sure that's the gps?

 

[Hedgehog]

Paper maps are for finding the alternate routes with more twisties in them that my Garmin tries to avoid. We drive sports cars for God sake, we need twisties!! The GPS manufactures need to have more options for finding the 'fun' roads between point A and point B.

 

[tomshobby]

Dave, like this?

https://smithtr6.com/mindoro.htm

 

[SilentUnicorn]

I dnot know how to turn them green- but if my clutch slave is dying a slow horrible death- i can make them all red.

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