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... just go into an Apple store. [sorry all you Apple-ites] It has the chaotic feel of a 3rd world country except that it is populated by geeks. Gads… you go into the maelstrom and are given a “appointment” for a salesperson a couple of minutes later, and that salesperson is someone that has been standing about 10 feet away looking geeky (e.g., with a thing on their ear, pad in their hand, blue T-shirt and hoop in their earlobe forming an eye-distracting huge hole). You might be told to “wait right here” or “someone will be looking for you based upon your clothing that I've entered into our system, so go ahead a look around.” Huh? The place is JAMMED, and I’m told it’s like that all hours (and I was there right as it opened)! No one person was more than 3’ from anyone else in this Apple crate of a store.

I’d been in one of these stores on a few other occasions, but back then I just looked with a kind of amusement at all the technology. And, frankly, it IS an interesting place in that it’s sleek and very simple (even stylish). In fact, when I went to buy something, I walked up to a guy and said “I see no cashier, so where do I buy this cool-looking, terribly overpriced, thingy?” He says “right here with me!” Turns out that he can enter my credit card on a hand-held gizmo and then he asked me “do you want me to print out the receipt or email it to you.” I say “oh, gosh, let’s go old-fashioned and print it out.” He adds… if you had a iPhone you could scan the product and your card so-as to check YOURSELF out.” I’m gobsmacked, and let out a giggle.

As for the technology, it’s pretty cool (and this from a guy that has had an iPod TOUCH for a couple of years now). Still, I’m amazed at the answer to a common question: “will this accessory work with the new version of the latest thing-a-ma-bob-PAD?” Answer: “probably not, but go ahead and see.” This seems equivalent to going to an appliance store and asking if that clothes dryer works on standard 220v/60cycle AC in my home and being told "maybe." Apple usually seems to have it’s cool-act together, but not always. I had gone in to get some info and stuff for the “new iPad” (iPad3) I purchased for wife's birthday. It’s being delivered directly to the house and will have her named engraved on it (like some new family heirloom). I'm sure Jobs would be pleased.

Anyway, speaking of birthdays, I felt OLD. When they answered my questions about the new iPad, I found myself struggling for follow-up questions (to which nearly all answers were “sure, it’s easy” as if I was an idiot – and I consider myself fairly capable in this arena). If I hesitatingly said “well, I think I MAY have the info I need,” the salesperson was gone before I could blink (with, possibly, a “bye dude, it was fun”). Except for a class of geezers learning how to use their laptops, I was the old guy in the shop (and it wouldn't take much to make that claim). Yes, all the stuff is simple and even cool (though I detest iTunes as a platform for everything), but I’ll never be as facile as those people with all the handheld gear or the iPads. Incidentally, they use the iPad for EVERYTHING (except, maybe, as a handkerchief – and I probably wasn’t around long enough to see that).

So, in conclusion......... wait.... gotta run..... "hey you kids, get off of my lawn!!!!!! Come back here..................."
 
This just in. I've been given a FedEx tracking number for this "new iPad (3)" and, evidently, my wife's magical new device has just been picked up in/at GUANGZHOU China (I kid you not). All this fits that third-world feel of the Apple store.
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I do hope you dressed geeky and wore your Transformers tee-shirt, jeans and some cool Keds sneakers.
Oh no, you didn't embarrass the whole BCF and not look cool did you? :cheers:
 
Gliderman8 said:
I do hope you dressed geeky and wore your Transformers tee-shirt, jeans and some cool Keds sneakers.
Oh no, you didn't embarrass the whole BCF and not look cool did you? :cheers:

Um, er... I'm not worthy. I did, though, do a good "deer in the headlights" immitation.
 
Boink said:
Gliderman8 said:
I do hope you dressed geeky and wore your Transformers tee-shirt, jeans and some cool Keds sneakers.
Oh no, you didn't embarrass the whole BCF and not look cool did you? :cheers:

Um, er... I'm not worthy. I did, though, do a good "deer in the headlights" immitation.

Actually I am imagining a pair of pants pulled well up above the waist line, with belt across the chest and well worn cardigan and when his wife said she wanted an ipad for her birthday his first thought was: "why would she want a personalized feminine hygiene product as a gift?" Make sure when you pick it up you use that quilted bag for the front of the walker. :devilgrin: (though I feel the same way in the Apple store - though I must admit they have given us super service over a variety of products)
 
How to feel old?

Decide NOT to buy a new gizmo from the Apple store! (You're keeping young by buying it!)

You have to admit, some of us wouldn't even know how to turn the iPad on, much less use it.

At least me.

Here's my choice for cool duds, going to the local electronics store to get a 6AU6 for my Philco.


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Tom
 
I've got your 6AU6 right here, new in th' box, Tom. :jester:
 
Thanks Doc. At least there's one other experienced guy around here who knows what it is!

I think of my radio as a "tried and true" model ...

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Boink said:
I had gone in to get some info and stuff for the “new iPad” (iPad3) I purchased for wife's birthday. It’s being delivered directly to the house and will have her named engraved on it (like some new family heirloom).

I bought my wife the iPad (original) for Christmas in 2010. I was going to have in engraved, but decided not to at the last minute. She kept if for a few months, and then gave it back to me. She just never found a use for it. I ended up with credit for a great gift, and with an iPad for one purchase price, and I use it all the time.

But I keep finding myself behind the curve of technology. Last night I volunteered at the concession stand at a community theater, and they used an iPad for tallying receipts and for credit card purchases. I was happier just adding up the bill in my head and making change from the cash box for the sales.
 
It's an odd position to be in. I've always had some tech savvy... was an electronics geek growing up (and still have an amateur radio license - N7ALJ), but I suppose my general interest in it all is flagging. Perhaps it's a kind of "future shock" or age-related lethargy. Don't know.

That written, if I had unlimited money to spend... heck, I'd probably have it all. What can I say, sometimes I'm tight (and my wife would certainly attest to that).

Anyway, Tom, wise words; it really is just one of many ways to stay young! Doc, I'll see your 6AU6 and raise you a 12AX7 (I still have a few around here somewhere - though not new in the box).
 
Boink said:
It's an odd position to be in. I've always had some tech savvy... was an electronics geek growing up (and still have an amateur radio license - N7ALJ), but I suppose my general interest in it all is flagging. Perhaps it's a kind of "future shock" or age-related lethargy. Don't know.

That written, if I had unlimited money to spend... heck, I'd probably have it all. What can I say, sometimes I'm tight (and my wife would certainly attest to that).

Anyway, Tom, wise words; it really is just one of many ways to stay young! Doc, I'll see your 6AU6 and raise you a 12AX7 (I still have a few around here somewhere - though not new in the box).

I'd show you my Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator but that pesky rabbit STOLE it!!
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Brooklands said:
But I keep finding myself behind the curve of technology. Last night I volunteered at the concession stand at a community theater, and they used an iPad for tallying receipts and for credit card purchases. I was happier just adding up the bill in my head and making change from the cash box for the sales.
Behind technology maybe, but ahead of the game IMHO. Many of the younger folk I run into behind a cash register can't add or subtract in their head, let alone pencil and paper.
 
GregW said:
Brooklands said:
But I keep finding myself behind the curve of technology. Last night I volunteered at the concession stand at a community theater, and they used an iPad for tallying receipts and for credit card purchases. I was happier just adding up the bill in my head and making change from the cash box for the sales.
Behind technology maybe, but ahead of the game IMHO. Many of the younger folk I run into behind a cash register can't add or subtract in their head, let alone pencil and paper.

So true. If the modern cash-register didn't do the math for them, many would never be able to make change.
 
Silverghost said:
I'd show you my Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator but that pesky rabbit STOLE it!!
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Found it.
 
DART said:
Not to divert this thread, but I have spent the last 2 hours trying to get my I-phone to accept my newly created Apple ID. arrrrrgggggggggh

DON'T EVEN get me started on smart-phones!!! :cry: They've produced an entire new breed of obnoxious person:
a) the dinner goer where a couple never talk to each other and gaze at their phones
b) the driver that swerves all over the place or sits at green lights texting away - and this is illegal in Oregon and yet I'd guess that 1 in 5 drivers is on the phone
c) the symphony attendee with a brightly glowing screen.

I'm boycotting it all. :yesnod:

EDITING: OK, what is this "s-y-m-p-h-o-n-y" winner thing? Is there a contest (ala Groucho Marx and a secret word) I'm unaware of?
 
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