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How stupid can a man be?

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Remember, we have the guaranteed right to act as stupid as humanly possible - especially if we have an audience.

yeesh
 
And the nitwit will probably want to sue the zoo! :rolleyes2:
 
That guy got off lucky. There is a video on Youtube that I won't link to, you have to agree twice to view the material. A guy decides to get out of his car to film a group of lions. I'm guessing this is in Africa. He is filming them from less than 20 feet when a lion tackles him from behind. He is eaten alive while his wife and children watch.
 
Messing around with big cats, especially in their own environment, is lunacy of the highest order.

Even a housecat can be dangerous enough if provoked. Vicious li'l critters!
 
Our vet was clawed badly to the point he had to go to the hospital a couple of years ago, the cat was put down! His arm looked like it went through a shredder. Bad
 
I've seen Richardson before, but never with hyenas. I know he'd raised the big cats from the time they were born, they likely consider him to be their mum. He's one of them as far as they're concerned. Cats seem to be like that no matter whether housecat or lion. But there's a "window of opportunity" there.

Hyenas are a whole different thing, AFAIC.
 
I just got back from YouTube and looking up the video Greg referenced. The man's stupidity was incredible and the result was pretty graphic. The worst part is seeing his wife and children in the car.
 
"Against stupidity the very gods themselves contend in vain." ~ Schiller
 
As Mickey's signature used to read: "We don't need a fountain of youth. We need a fountain of smart."
 
John Turney said:
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I've probably posted this before sometime in the past:

How to give a cat a pill:​

  1. Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.
  2. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process.
  3. Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away.
  4. Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm, holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.
  5. Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse from garden.
  6. Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.
  7. Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.
  8. Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil, and blow down drinking straw.
  9. Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink 1 beer to take taste away. Apply Band-Aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.
  10. Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed. Get another pill. Open another beer. Place cat in cupboard, and close door onto neck, to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.
  11. Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Drink beer. Fetch bottle of Scotch. Pour shot, drink. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus shot. Apply whiskey compress to cheek to disinfect. Toss back another shot. Throw T-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.
  12. Call fire department to retrieve the darn cat from tree across the road. Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil-wrap.
  13. Tie the little @!!@#@#$%'s front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table, find heavy-duty pruning gloves from shed. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of steak filet. Be rough about it. Hold head vertically and pour 2 pints of water down throat to wash pill down.
  14. Consume remainder of Scotch. Get spouse to drive you to the emergency room, sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and remove pill remnants from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order new table.
  15. Arrange for SPCA to collect mutant cat from heck and call local pet shop to see if they have any hamsters.

How to give a dog a pill:​

  1. Wrap it in cheese.
 
(Wrap it in bacon ...)
:angel3:
 
NutmegCT said:
As Mickey's signature used to read: "We don't need a fountain of youth. We need a fountain of smart."
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WOW! I'd forgotten about that one entirely!
 
Pill Pockets are the best thing since sliced bread.

Our Toy Poodle had to take pills every day. Before pill pockets it was always a fight after pill pockets she would be waiting for her treat.

David
 
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