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Some days you just have to wait for some kind sole to help you out of a situation you got your self into! :concern:
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As in the sole of a big boot used to push the poor pup out of that predicament :welcoming:
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which brings us to one of my favourite jokes of all time
[FONT="]A little bird was flying south for the Winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.[/FONT]
[FONT="]While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.[/FONT]
[FONT="]As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.[/FONT]
[FONT="]The dung was actually thawing him out![/FONT]
[FONT="]He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.[/FONT]
[FONT="]A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.[/FONT]
[FONT="]Morals of the story:[/FONT]
[FONT="](1) Not everyone who sh*ts on you is your enemy.[/FONT]
[FONT="](2) Not everyone who gets you out of sh*t is your friend.[/FONT]
[FONT="](3) And if you're warm and happy in your own pile of sh*t keep your mouth shut![/FONT]
[FONT="]A little bird was flying south for the Winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.[/FONT]
[FONT="]While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.[/FONT]
[FONT="]As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.[/FONT]
[FONT="]The dung was actually thawing him out![/FONT]
[FONT="]He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.[/FONT]
[FONT="]A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.[/FONT]
[FONT="]Morals of the story:[/FONT]
[FONT="](1) Not everyone who sh*ts on you is your enemy.[/FONT]
[FONT="](2) Not everyone who gets you out of sh*t is your friend.[/FONT]
[FONT="](3) And if you're warm and happy in your own pile of sh*t keep your mouth shut![/FONT]
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Words to live by!!! :excitement:
Silverghost
Yoda
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"The cat did it!"
Alfred E. Neuman
Jedi Trainee
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That picture reminds me of a goat who somehow got caught by his horns on a power line. Luckily some Samaritans tied a rope around his leg and pulled him back toward the hill so they could unhook him.
