How Come...

[Silverghost]

I love this board, here and walmart are the only two places I feel smart. (and at Walmart I feel skinny too).

I love this clip (caution, some rough language)

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[JPSmit]

I don't feel skinny nowhere. And not too bright neither. But I are hansone in a homely sort of way.

If women can't find you handsome, at least they should find you handy.

 

[equiprx]

I don't feel skinny nowhere. And not too bright neither. But I are hansone in a homely sort of way.

If women can't find you handsome, at least they should find you handy.

I'm pullin' for ya. We're all in this together.

 

[anthony7777]

How come...

The drivers side wiper never works as well as the one on the passenger side?


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kus da wife is gunna tell you where to go anyway!

 

[elrey]

:thumbsup:--elrey

 

[equiprx]

One of Newton's Unwritten Laws, Mark.

Live wifit. :smirk:

simple. The driver's side (wherever you are) get more use than any other seat in the car. Since the driver is always present, and since the driver should always be looking out the window, clearly that side of the glass gets more use which means it gets dirtier which causes the wiper to work harder which means it gets more worn and doesn't work as well. QED

Absolutely perfect definition and also one of the Murphy's Law axioms.

 

[Guest]

I love this board, here and walmart are the only two places I feel smart. (and at Walmart I feel skinny too).

Yeah, but you don't gotta git dressed up to come here. :thumbsup:

 

[JPSmit]

I love this board, here and walmart are the only two places I feel smart. (and at Walmart I feel skinny too).

Yeah, but you don't gotta git dressed up to come here. :thumbsup:

how do you know - is there a camera? can you see me? runs for tin foil helmet

 

[DrEntropy]

This innernet thingie is insidious I tell ya!

Check under yer BED, JP!!!

 

[JPSmit]

This innernet thingie is insidious I tell ya!

Check under yer BED, JP!!!

checked twice - and slept in the closet just in case. Fortunately this interweb thing is just a fad.

 

[anthony7777]

mickey, cuz my dad was an officer at n.y. (madawhone) not sure of the spelling---state correctional, funny cuz he never cought me!

 

[judow]

OK Guys. :banana: I can fold a fitted sheet. It's real simple. Throw the sheet on the floor. Pick out what looks like a square, shove everything left underneath and quickly put it into the drawer. If husband takes out to change linens and says what happened, just tell him he didn't know how to take it out of the drawer properly. He'll believe you, he always does.

Drats there I go again, telling secrets.

 

[DNK]

I kind of roll it up ,to the consternation from my wife.

 

[anthony7777]

judow, :lol:, somehow you stategy is eerily familar!... :thumbsup:

 

[JPSmit]

FWIW I just put it back on the bed.

 

[SilentUnicorn]

Whats a "fitted" sheet?


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[anthony7777]

judo, :thumbsup: but first ya godda get hubby off the floor, least thats what my "wiff" does...