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Holiday Greetings and Best Wishes

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Dear BCF'ers:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect to the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all, and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year, but not without the due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great (not to imply this country is necessarily greater than nay other country or is the only great country in the Western Hemisphere). Without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for himself/herself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for the period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and a warranty is limited in replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sold discretion of the wisher.
 
Merry Christmas to you too James! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/thumbsup.gif
 
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This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for the period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and a warranty is limited in replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sold discretion of the wisher.


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Hope there's no recall!

Merry Christmas James.
 
Well, a gender neutral 'Ho Ho Ho'
to you James.
 
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Well, a gender neutral 'Ho Ho Ho'
to you James.

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Actually, to be PC that would be:

Ladies of the evening!
Ladies of the evening!
Ladies of the evening!

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I have of course forwarded this to corporate legal and we hope to have a response for you in 8 to 12 months.
 
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