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Hydrospastic Suspension. Love it!

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Q: Whilst I appreciate the level of detail you have in describing the car you haven't really mentioned the colour or condition of the bodywork Before I bid need more detail
A: Hi Kira (obviously another wife) well as you can see from the pictures the car is a fantastic Sick yellow with tints of pink and flourecent black gentley belened in with Ocre, BL got this fabulous colour combination by sending there Paint and design team out on saturday night to the Albany Club in Broad st Birmingham, the pavement was awash with this vibrant colour and once the team had sunk 12 bottles of Asti spunkmanti and 3 crates of Cherry B they would trundle doen to Ali ba ba's Fishbar from Dunbar and idulge in ecoli wonderments like goat sphincter on a stick, which would end up making you sick!!! and thats where the YELLOW of this car came from!!!! It is YELLOW isnt it???? you did look at the pictures didnt you? Condition!!!! ITS A BL!!!! it will probably have lost 1cwt wverytime you look away from it, by the time you have got home it will have morphed itself into its original being! and your car trailer will be littered in umbrella wires and the like.

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Q: Hi,Ant,you need to be very careful who you offend with your ad for this fine vintage piece of B L poo,you will surely get a visit from the princess owners club,who will tie tie you up and thrash you to within an inch of your life with a limp lettuce leaf,also possibly worse ,they may amalgamate with the marina and allegro owners,to come round and bore you to death by droning on about how wonderful these creations are!!.any way stop being racist about the chinese,their steel is second to none,by the way im half chinese and half irish.begorrah.
A: I laugh in the face of BL owners clubs, im a mans man, youl see me on Harry Hill just afer he says, I think BL owners clubs are tough but I also think Ant B is tough but how do we find out??? FIIIIIGHTTTTTT.....
 
Q: I'm a big fan of these cars and humour. Good effort, fancy selling my Saab for me!!!
A: I love a challenge but im not stupid!!!! not even the sweeds can sell them!!

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