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Herschel, The Magnificent Jew

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OY! That's a good one!
 
That is a very old joke that I've told myself many times.... it still makes me laugh.
"Old Jews Telling Jokes" by the way is show currently running on Broadway.
 
Here's one more.... I think I can tell it here (I hope :cower: )
How many people does it take to circumcise a whale?







Foreskin divers :rolleye:
 
You know eyesight is one of the first things to go.
 
Had to listen to Herschel and read Elliot's in case it got banned! I'm still laughing! :highly_amused: My treat! :cheers: PJ
 
A guy tells the psychologist, "I think I'm a dog." The doctor says, "Get up on the couch and let's talk about it." "Oh, I'm not allowed on the furniture!"
A funny one from Henny Youngman.
 
... or Rodney Dangerfield: "I went to a fight the other night and a hockey-game broke out."

As for the Old Jews Telling Jokes, this week's is also a classic: https://oldjewstellingjokes.com/ (Taking Samela To The Beach)
 
"I'm a diesel fitter...." :highly_amused:
 
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