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Basil

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After 30 years of marriage, Joe the plumber left his wife Florence. The note on the table simply read: "It’s over Flo"
 
Sweet Ruth got on my motorbike
On the seat in back of me.
I hit a bump at 95!
And rode on, Ruthlessly.
 
He waited 30 years because he didn’t want to faucet.
 
Basil said:
Maybe it's just getting late - but I'm not getting'' this one.
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He put off getting a divorced; he’s a plumber; he didn’t want to fauc(et). E-Z :encouragement:
 
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NutmegCT said:
That stutter bothering you again? Try not to faucet.

<ducks and runs>
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wasn’t stuttering, I just repeated it to make sure you understood it :encouragement:
 
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