He left her

[Basil]

After 30 years of marriage, Joe the plumber left his wife Florence. The note on the table simply read: "It’s over Flo"

 

[NutmegCT]

Sweet Ruth got on my motorbike
On the seat in back of me.
I hit a bump at 95!
And rode on, Ruthlessly.

 

[Gliderman8]

He waited 30 years because he didn’t want to faucet.

 

[Basil]

He waited 30 years because he didn’t want to faucet.

Maybe it's just getting late - but I'm not getting'' this one.

 

[Gliderman8]

Maybe it's just getting late - but I'm not getting'' this one.

He put off getting a divorced; he’s a plumber; he didn’t want to fauc(et). E-Z

 

[NutmegCT]

... he didn’t he didn’t want to fauc(et). E-Z

That stutter bothering you again? Try not to faucet.

<ducks and runs>

 

[Gliderman8]

That stutter bothering you again? Try not to faucet.

<ducks and runs>

wasn’t stuttering, I just repeated it to make sure you understood it