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He Asked For It!

Mickey Richaud

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A man and his wife were sitting in the living room and he said to her. “Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.”

So the wife got up, unplugged the TV, and tossed away his beer.
 
Another reason for staying single.
 
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