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Ed Wynne

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A woman with light colored hair ( I,m not allowed to tell blond jokes) had a blowout on I-5 during rush hour. She managed to safely pull over to the shoulder, got out of her auto, and opened the trunk. Two old small men jumped out wearing trench coats. After taking station behind her car, they opened their coats to the oncoming traffic to reveal nothing on under the coats.

THe ensueing pileup stopped traffic for miles and hours. The responding CHiPs officers asked the lady what she and the two perverts were doing.

Her response///

"Well, those are my emergency flashers!"


:-}

Ed
 
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