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Guy goes to the front door...

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So this fellow hears a tapping at his front door. He goes to it and opens the door only to find no one there. He looks right, he looks left, he looks down and sees a snail on the door-step. He picks up the snail and flicks it out and across the street.

A year goes by.

The guy heres a knocking at his door, and goes to open it only to find no one there. He looks right, he looks left, he looks down and sees the snail on the doorstep. The snail says "what the BLEEP did you do that for?"

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Oh, shoot... typo. That second "heres" should be "hears." Duh!
 
Boink said:
Oh, shoot... typo. That second "heres" should be "hears." Duh!

some people just can't type a joke :devilgrin:
 
Hehehe... dang.
 
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