Guitar Humor

[Boink]

A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. The judge says, "First offender?" She says, "No, first a Gibson, then a Fender!"

 

[Gliderman8]

It's just A-minor offense.

 

[GregW]

She must have really had an ax to grind.

 

[Basil]

Glad she didn't ruin any Rickenbackers!

 

[AngliaGT]

Careful........just might "strike a chord" with someone.

 

[Basil]

Careful........just might "strike a chord" with someone.

I'll try not to be too sharp.

 

[Bayless]

This thread is starting to go flat.

 

[PC]

Taylor made for this crowd.

 

[Gliderman8]

This thread is starting to go flat.

Don't fret, there will be more.

 

[Basil]

Had friend chicken for lunch today. It was finger pickin' good!

 

[Mickey Richaud]

Had friend chicken for lunch today. It was finger pickin' good!

I'd hate to be an enemy chicken...