Growing Old

[JPSmit]

 

[John Turney]

 

[3798j]

 

[John Turney]

 

[maynard]

 

[maynard]

Apparently there’s a third option between burial and cremation

 

[Basil]

Apparently there’s a third option between burial and cremation
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I believe they used that method in the movie Fargo!

 

[John Turney]

When I started dating my wife, she wanted to know my back story. I told her that it's mostly ibuprofen and visits to my chiropractor.

 

[John Turney]

At my last colonoscopy I had the doctor write a note to my wife stating that my head was NOT up there...

 

[John Turney]

"I finally did it. I bought a pair of shoes with memory foam insoles:
No more forgetting why I walked into the kitchen."

 

[Basil]

"I finally did it. I bought a pair of shoes with memory foam insoles:
No more forgetting why I walked into the kitchen."

Brilliant!

 

[John Turney]

 

[John Turney]

A good way to know if your old is to fall down in front of your friends.
If they laugh you're young, if they panic you're old.

 

[Popeye]

 

[JPSmit]

 

[John Turney]

 

[John Turney]

 

[maynard]

Looks like a manual transmission

 

[JPSmit]

Looks like a manual transmission
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snap on tool purchaser?

 

[mezy]

Probably still paying for her first tool box