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Older guy goes to barber, asks barber for a discount because he's almost bald.

Barber says he'll have to charge extra, as it takes longer to find the hair to cut.
 
We have a group of old fart car guys that get together every week for dinner at a local pup. Last week we were talking about how the conversations have changed over the years. In the old days we were talking about intake manifolds and cams. Today we are talking about hip surgery and hearing aids.
 
DocDup1 said:
We have a group of old fart car guys that get together every week for dinner at a local pup. Last week we were talking about how the conversations have changed over the years. In the old days we were talking about intake manifolds and cams. Today we are talking about hip surgery and hearing aids.
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Our Tuesday morning group still talks about both cars and health.
 
I don’t have to worry about choosing any of the styles :ROFLMAO:
 
Customer: Do I get a discount because I've lost so much hair?

Barber: Nope - but I do charge extra for trying to find it.
 
Might as well put this here

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A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife as she gazed at herself in the mirror.
With her birthday approaching, he asked what she’d like as a gift.
“I’d like to be eight again,” she replied, still staring at the mirror.
On the morning of her birthday, he woke up early, prepared a big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her to Adventure World theme park.
What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything available.
Five hours later, they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was spinning, and her stomach was upside down.
Next, he took her to McDonald’s, where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to the movie theater for the latest superhero saga, complete with popcorn, soda, and her favorite candy, M&Ms.
What a fabulous adventure!
Finally, she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed, utterly exhausted.
He leaned over her with a big smile and lovingly asked, “Well, dear, what was it like being eight again?”
Her eyes slowly opened, and her expression suddenly changed.
"I meant my dress size, you idiot!!!”
The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he's going to get it wrong.
 
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