• Hey Guest!
    British Car Forum has been supporting enthusiasts for over 25 years by providing a great place to share our love for British cars. You can support our efforts by upgrading your membership for less than the dues of most car clubs. There are some perks with a member upgrade!
    **Upgrade Now**
    (PS: Upgraded members don't see this banner, nor will you see the Google ads that appear on the site.)
Tips
Tips

Gotta Have a Tie To Get in

Share this page

M

Moggy59

Freshman Member
Offline
A guy goes into a restaurant and lounge, with his shirt open at the collar, and is stopped by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to get in.

So the guy goes out to his car and he looks around for a tie and discovers that he just doesn't have a one. He sees a set of jumper cables in his trunk. In desperation, he ties these around his neck, and manages to fashion a fairly acceptable looking knot and lets the ends dangle free.

He goes back to the restaurant. The bouncer suspiciously looks him over for a few moments and then says, "Well, okay, I guess you can come in. Just don't start anything."



/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/lol.gif
 
Groan! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif
 
That joke is very "current" /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devilgrin.gif
 
I will just take this moment to remind everyone before they post of John Cleese's three rules of humor. 1 no puns, 2 no puns, 3 no puns.
 
That's re-volt-ing, but does not seem to be grounded in reality. However, I'll add that to my battery of jokes.
 
Stop it, boys. I'm gonna blow a fuse.
 
Fine, hook me up then...
 
I'm getting a real charge out of this thread! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
 
Did he run into a guy named Lucas that needed a lite. Wayne
 
Let me Jump in. I don't mean to be Short, But I think you guys are too Wired.Some meditation would de-Fuse the situation. Just go with the Current and chant, Oooooohhhmmm Ooooohhhmmmm.
/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/jester.gif
 
This is just to shocking for me. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif
 
I reckon this loooong thread with a blue tracer needs to be snipped right here! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
 
Back
Top