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Gotta Have a Tie To Get in

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Moggy59

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A guy goes into a restaurant and lounge, with his shirt open at the collar, and is stopped by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to get in.

So the guy goes out to his car and he looks around for a tie and discovers that he just doesn't have a one. He sees a set of jumper cables in his trunk. In desperation, he ties these around his neck, and manages to fashion a fairly acceptable looking knot and lets the ends dangle free.

He goes back to the restaurant. The bouncer suspiciously looks him over for a few moments and then says, "Well, okay, I guess you can come in. Just don't start anything."



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Groan! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif
 
That joke is very "current" /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/devilgrin.gif
 
I will just take this moment to remind everyone before they post of John Cleese's three rules of humor. 1 no puns, 2 no puns, 3 no puns.
 
That's re-volt-ing, but does not seem to be grounded in reality. However, I'll add that to my battery of jokes.
 
Stop it, boys. I'm gonna blow a fuse.
 
Fine, hook me up then...
 
I'm getting a real charge out of this thread! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
 
Did he run into a guy named Lucas that needed a lite. Wayne
 
Let me Jump in. I don't mean to be Short, But I think you guys are too Wired.Some meditation would de-Fuse the situation. Just go with the Current and chant, Oooooohhhmmm Ooooohhhmmmm.
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This is just to shocking for me. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rolleyes.gif
 
I reckon this loooong thread with a blue tracer needs to be snipped right here! /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif
 
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