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A bum, who obviously has seen more of his share of hard times, approaches a well dressed gentleman on the street. "Hey, Buddy, can you spare two dollars?"
The well dressed gentleman responds, "You are not going to spend it on liquor are you?" "No sir, I don't drink," retorts the bum.
"You are not going to throw it away on some crap game, are you?" "NO way, I don't gamble says the bum".
"You wouldn't waste the money at a golf course for greens fees, would you?" "Never, says the bum, I don't play golf!"
The man asks the bum if he would like to come home with him for a home cooked meal. The bum excepts eagerly. While they are heading for the mans house, the bums curiosity gets the best of him."Isn't the wife going to be angry when she sees a guy like me at your table?" "Probably says the man, but it will be worth it. I want her to see what happens to a man who doesn't drink, gamble or play golf."
The well dressed gentleman responds, "You are not going to spend it on liquor are you?" "No sir, I don't drink," retorts the bum.
"You are not going to throw it away on some crap game, are you?" "NO way, I don't gamble says the bum".
"You wouldn't waste the money at a golf course for greens fees, would you?" "Never, says the bum, I don't play golf!"
The man asks the bum if he would like to come home with him for a home cooked meal. The bum excepts eagerly. While they are heading for the mans house, the bums curiosity gets the best of him."Isn't the wife going to be angry when she sees a guy like me at your table?" "Probably says the man, but it will be worth it. I want her to see what happens to a man who doesn't drink, gamble or play golf."