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The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer went in to try out for the job.
"Okay," the sheriff drawled, "Gomer, what is 1 and 1?" "11" he replied. The sheriff
thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but he's right."
"What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?" "Today and tomorrow." The
sheriff was again surprised that Gomer supplied a correct answer that he had never
thought of himself.
"Now Gomer, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?" Gomer looked a little
surprised himself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "I
don't know." "Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?"
So, Gomer wandered over to the barbershop where his pals were waiting to hear the
results of the interview. Gomer was exultant. "It went great! First day on the job
and I'm already working on a murder case!"
"Okay," the sheriff drawled, "Gomer, what is 1 and 1?" "11" he replied. The sheriff
thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but he's right."
"What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?" "Today and tomorrow." The
sheriff was again surprised that Gomer supplied a correct answer that he had never
thought of himself.
"Now Gomer, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?" Gomer looked a little
surprised himself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "I
don't know." "Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?"
So, Gomer wandered over to the barbershop where his pals were waiting to hear the
results of the interview. Gomer was exultant. "It went great! First day on the job
and I'm already working on a murder case!"