Golden Oldies Re-released!

[Mickey Richaud]

Just in time for Christmas, some of the old artists have re-released their greatest hits with new lyrics to accommodate their aging audience:

Herman's Hermits - "Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Walker"

The Rolling Stones - "You Can't Always Pee When You Want"

Paul Simon - "Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver"

Carly Simon - "You're So Varicose Vein"

The Bee Gees - "How Can You Mend a Broken Hip"

Roberta Flack - "The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face"

Johnny Nash - "I Can't See Clearly Now"

The Temptations - "Papa's Got a Kidney Stone"

Nancy Sinatra - "These Boots Give Me Arthritis"

ABBA - "Denture Queen"

Leo Sayer - "You Make Me Feel Like Napping"

Commodores - "Once, Twice, Three Trips to the Bathroom"

The Beatles - "I Get By with a Little Help From Depends"

Steely Dan - "Rikki Don't Lose That Clapper"

Credence Clearwater Revival - "Bad Prune a-Rising"

Marvin Gaye - "I Heard It Through the Grape Nuts"

The Who - "Talkin' 'Bout My Medication"

 

[Steve]

I like this......someone who has waaaaay too much time on his hands. Some inspired selections there.

How about something from Gerry(tol) and the Pacemakers?

The Who: "Who are you?".....Rather appropriate without alteration

The Grateful Dead: "Touch of grey"....same applies

 

[Mickey Richaud]

Yeah - and how about the Beatles -
"When I WAS 64"

 

[tony barnhill]

Or...."We all live in a mellow nursing home"