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Getting Inner Peace

kyreb1862

Jedi Knight
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I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all
could probably use more calm in our lives!

A doctor on a TV talk show this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is
to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things
that I'd started and hadn't finished.

Before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle
of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, abutle of vocka, a pockage of Pringlies, tha
mainder of a botl Prozic and Valumscriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a
chocolets. Yu haf no idr who gud I fel.

Peas sen dis orn to anyy yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece.
 
Sounds as if you need some really, really strong coffee. And about 48 hours of sleep. Methinks you read the good doctor wrong. Methinks.
 
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
 
You need to get some blood in your alcohol system :banana:
 
Oddly enough, there used to be some posts on this forum that resembled the latter part of yours, John. Both in quality and content.
 
Really, Paul?!?

...wow...

:whistle:
 
anthony7777 said:
doc, me, id never drink and type!.. :blush:

It's not the drinking and typing that gets me-
it's the people that don't think when typing....
 
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