Funny words thread

[equiprx]

Well,you are aware that Jimmy cracked corn,& I don't care?

Frankly I'm ambivalent.

 

[John Turney]

Why is abbreviation such a long word?
What’s another word for thesaurus?
Do Roman paramedics refer to IVs as fours?

 

[Gliderman8]

“Program”….. in favor of the metric system.

 

[Bayless]

And why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

 

[Basil]

And why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

Why are they called apartments when they’re all stuck together?

 

[Basil]

I remember this on Cheers.

 

[Basil]

Yes, great improvement.

 

[GregW]

I think that particular spelling is an improvement.

 

[Bayless]

At least they got the apostrophe.

 

[Basil]

At least they got the apostrophe.

I was thinking it might be an intentional truncation to save space due to column width limitations.

 

[AngliaGT]

I like that line in a movie -
"You're my Mississippi - without you Louisiana would be the worse state in the union".

 

[Gliderman8]

I was thinking it might be an intentional truncation to save space due to column width limitations.

That’s what a smaller point size is for.