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<span style="font-weight: bold">The Best Vehicles in Which to Lose One’s Virginity</span>(originally posted on https://fourwheeldrift.wordpress.com)
Cars and sex …it’s a combination as old as America and apple pie. And if I had somehow forgotten this due to not hearing yet in 2009 Meatloaf’s “Paradise By the Dashboard Light”, I was quickly reminded during a liquor-induced discussion at a recent get-together of preschool moms for their “Ladies’ Night”.
Yes, thanks to being the one who a) shuttles my kids to and from school and b) is always exploring new ways of making jokes that crack-up parents during show and tell, I was invited by the moms of my daughter’s preschool classmates as they let their hair down and frequently raised their drink glasses up.
Late in the night one of the moms disclosed that not only did she lose her virginity in a vehicle, but also the model name was so apropos for the event that it immediately became the anchor at number one as I started forming this — the “<span style="font-style: italic">Four Wheel Drift List of the Best Vehicles in Which to Lose One’s Virginity</span>.”
BUT before the Top Ten, we all have to remember that not all people (well, make that not all girls) are willing to go all the way, so first I must disclose that the best car for a bunch of heavy-petting has to be the <span style="font-style: italic"><span style="font-weight: bold">Ford Maverick Grabber</span></span>.
AND
Not to forget those without a willing partner – the “ménage-a-moi” types. If you’re going to get caught in your car servicing yourself, a <span style="font-style: italic"><span style="font-weight: bold">Ford Aspire </span></span>is appropriate.
Now, without further delay –
<span style="text-decoration: underline"><span style="font-weight: bold">The Best Vehicles in Which to Lose One’s Virginity</span></span>
10) <span style="font-style: italic">Mercury Cyclone Spoiler</span>: Because it’s only her first time once.
9) <span style="font-style: italic">Hillman Minx</span>: Go in with a prude, come out with a Minx.
8 ) <span style="font-style: italic">Nissan Pathfinder</span>: Perfect for two naked newbies fumbling about while following treasure trails.
7) <span style="font-style: italic">Ford Escort</span>: Unfortunately, some people have to pay to play.
6) <span style="font-style: italic">Mercury Cougar</span>: Mrs. Robinson, are you trying to seduce me?
5) <span style="font-style: italic">Gilbern Invader</span>: Invader? You don’t have to ask a guy twice!
4) (Tied) <span style="font-style: italic">Ford Probe, AMC Javelin, Dodge Lancer, Pontiac Torpedo, Bonnet Missile</span>: Protect your Probe, Javelin, Lancer, Torpedo, or Missile with a clean cover before parking it in her garage.
3) <span style="font-style: italic">Swallow Sabre</span>: Two words any guy would want to hear in the same sentence from a lady — Swallow and Sabre.
2) <span style="font-style: italic">Chrysler Conquest Tsi</span>: If it’s that important initial Conquest, Tsi probably is an acronym for “Ten-Second Intercourse”.
1) And finally, where a real-life preschool mom actually lost her virginity:
in the truck bed of a <span style="font-style: italic"><span style="font-weight: bold">Chevy LUV</span></span>.
<span style="font-weight: bold">The Best Vehicles in Which to Lose One’s Virginity</span>(originally posted on https://fourwheeldrift.wordpress.com)
Cars and sex …it’s a combination as old as America and apple pie. And if I had somehow forgotten this due to not hearing yet in 2009 Meatloaf’s “Paradise By the Dashboard Light”, I was quickly reminded during a liquor-induced discussion at a recent get-together of preschool moms for their “Ladies’ Night”.
Yes, thanks to being the one who a) shuttles my kids to and from school and b) is always exploring new ways of making jokes that crack-up parents during show and tell, I was invited by the moms of my daughter’s preschool classmates as they let their hair down and frequently raised their drink glasses up.
Late in the night one of the moms disclosed that not only did she lose her virginity in a vehicle, but also the model name was so apropos for the event that it immediately became the anchor at number one as I started forming this — the “<span style="font-style: italic">Four Wheel Drift List of the Best Vehicles in Which to Lose One’s Virginity</span>.”
BUT before the Top Ten, we all have to remember that not all people (well, make that not all girls) are willing to go all the way, so first I must disclose that the best car for a bunch of heavy-petting has to be the <span style="font-style: italic"><span style="font-weight: bold">Ford Maverick Grabber</span></span>.
AND
Not to forget those without a willing partner – the “ménage-a-moi” types. If you’re going to get caught in your car servicing yourself, a <span style="font-style: italic"><span style="font-weight: bold">Ford Aspire </span></span>is appropriate.
Now, without further delay –
<span style="text-decoration: underline"><span style="font-weight: bold">The Best Vehicles in Which to Lose One’s Virginity</span></span>
10) <span style="font-style: italic">Mercury Cyclone Spoiler</span>: Because it’s only her first time once.
9) <span style="font-style: italic">Hillman Minx</span>: Go in with a prude, come out with a Minx.
8 ) <span style="font-style: italic">Nissan Pathfinder</span>: Perfect for two naked newbies fumbling about while following treasure trails.
7) <span style="font-style: italic">Ford Escort</span>: Unfortunately, some people have to pay to play.
6) <span style="font-style: italic">Mercury Cougar</span>: Mrs. Robinson, are you trying to seduce me?
5) <span style="font-style: italic">Gilbern Invader</span>: Invader? You don’t have to ask a guy twice!
4) (Tied) <span style="font-style: italic">Ford Probe, AMC Javelin, Dodge Lancer, Pontiac Torpedo, Bonnet Missile</span>: Protect your Probe, Javelin, Lancer, Torpedo, or Missile with a clean cover before parking it in her garage.
3) <span style="font-style: italic">Swallow Sabre</span>: Two words any guy would want to hear in the same sentence from a lady — Swallow and Sabre.
2) <span style="font-style: italic">Chrysler Conquest Tsi</span>: If it’s that important initial Conquest, Tsi probably is an acronym for “Ten-Second Intercourse”.
1) And finally, where a real-life preschool mom actually lost her virginity:
in the truck bed of a <span style="font-style: italic"><span style="font-weight: bold">Chevy LUV</span></span>.
