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Mickey Richaud

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Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.

Avoidable: What a bullfighter tries to do.

Bernadette: The act of torching a mortgage

Burglarize: What a crook sees with

Control: A short, ugly inmate

Counterfeiters: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets

Eclipse: what an English barber does for a living

Eyedropper: a clumsy ophthalmologist

Heroes: what a guy in a boat does

Left Bank: what the robber did when his bag was full of loot

Misty: How golfers create divots

Paradox: two physicians

Parasites: what you see from the top of the EiffelTower.

Pharmacist: a helper on the farm

Polarize: what penguins see with

Primate: removing your spouse from in front of the TV

Relief: what trees do in the spring

Rubberneck: what you do to relax your wife

Seamstress: describes 250 pounds in a size 6

Selfish: what the owner of a seafood store does

Sudafed: brought litigation against a government official

Subdued: ...like, a guy, like, works on one of those Attack Submarines and stuff
 
You forgot "Auspice".........
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Pink Carnation = a country that everyone drives light red automobiles
 
Indiscreet- Place where your kids always want to play.
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