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Boy,it's not easy owning an older car anymore.
I'm having to deal with gas that goes bad,oil that
ruins engines.Where does it all end.
I don't want to drive a boring,generic Japanese
car,just because it's "in".
I need you guys (& girls) to let me know that
I'm not "losing it",& others feel the same.

- Doug
 
No one's ever said "nice car," given me the thumbs up, helped me out in traffic, or given up a parking spot to me when I have to drive me mum's Altima. /bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/wink.gif

Also, fahrvergnĂĽgen.
 
I'm with Steve, my Midget is my daily (and only) driver ...
it starts, it stops, it takes me where I want to go, and back.
She also makes me smile while doing it!/bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/banana.gif
 
Doug
My 1969ish TR6 is very thrifty when it comes to gasoline
consumption. In the past 14 months I have only had
to purchase 6 gallons of gasoline.

Try to look on the positive side.
You could be the poor SOB who owns the Crypt Car.

d
 
Tinster said:
Doug
My 1969ish TR6 is very thrifty when it comes to gasoline
consumption. In the past 14 months I have only had
to purchase 6 gallons of gasoline.

Try to look on the positive side.
You could be the poor SOB who owns the Crypt Car.

d

C'mon now you have to drive it to use gas, hehehe /bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/crazyeyes.gif!!!! Half the fun is working on it, the OTHER half should be driving it! /bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/driving.gif
 
I used this one for a college application. The prompt was, "What is your one-sentence philosophy on life?" This was apparently good enough to merit a full-ride scholarship, so if it can't convince you to drive an old British sports car, I don't know what will!

"Happiness is a Warm MG"
by Cameron VanDerHorst

Happiness is a warm MG. My one-sentence philosophy on life is a simple one, albeit a tad abstract. First, allow me to explain myself. An MG is a classic British sports car, produced between 1925 and 1980 in Abingdon-on-Thames, England. My MG is a 1974 model, known as an MGB. It’s a classy white convertible, with round headlamps and a grille that appears to be smiling at you, almost as if it’s begging you for a ride. Many companies have made sporty convertibles that are faster, more comfortable, and more luxurious. An MG-driving friend once told me that “If you want a reliable roadster, buy a Mazda Miata. If you want a car with character, buy or restore an MG. That’s why we name them.” With that being said, I christened my MGB “Charlotte.”

Driving my MG is a wonderful experience, as well as a veritable sensory overload. With her top down, you get to smell all of those special “old car smells,” as well as the outside air – freshly cut grass in the spring and summertime, or the rich aroma of burning wood in autumn. There are special sounds as well. Each stoplight is a chance to hear the symphony of her eager-to-please 1800CC engine. Responsive as a well-trained terrier, she roars to life; right up to redline, when my air cleaners produce a high-pitched whistle, signaling the time for a change of gear. A quick flick of the stick puts her in a good position to repeat the process. I have no stereo in my MG – her well-tuned engine is music to my ears.

Sound and smell are sufficiently exciting in my MG, but in truth they are only part of the motoring experience. The car becomes an extension of me. Upon entering the car, I tighten my seat belt, which buckles with a satisfying “click.” I pull the choke knob and give it a twist before starting the car. I turn the key and twist the knob back before thumbing the big green and black rocker switch for my headlights. My left hand grasps the sporty leather-wrapped three-spoke steering wheel, while my right hand casually falls into place on the walnut shift knob. I am already smiling, and I haven’t even left my driveway yet!

Stoplights are also special for another reason. No matter what they’re doing, everyone stops to stare at the little white roadster, and almost everyone smiles. How many times has the fellow next to you at the light hung up his cell phone to ask you about what you’re driving? Kids hang out of school bus windows and wave. Little old ladies walking down the sidewalk turn and smile. Middle-aged guys in other sports cars grin and give you a thumbs up. Although I have brightened their outlook for a brief moment, one of their smiles makes my whole day. Once I get home and park Charlotte in her garage for a well-deserved rest, I give her a little pat on the fender –sometimes a kiss – and I feel the warmth of her engine, still hot from running. I catch my reflection in the windshield, and my grin is a mile wide. Happiness is a warm MG.
 
Camshaft said:
..."Happiness is a Warm MG"...

Well done!

That reminds me of a short story I wrote once for a college English class. The story revolved around a single race at Lime Rock and I included all sorts of snazzy descriptive material describing the noises, smells (Castrol R and buring rubber!!!) and so forth.

The instructor gave me an "A" with a note "Great description of drag racing". /bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/confused.gif

Anyway - I hope it works for you. /bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/thumbsup.gif
 
I find I am alot more comfortable in an old car...I know if it gets stuck I can usually get it running again, if it's making a weird nosie I can take it into the garage and fix whatever the problem is without paying someone to do it. My wifes MGA is her daily 9 months of the year and it has less problems than my daily 95 Cadillac, and I know who's having more fun too.
 
I love driving my older cars. Get plenty of looks, thumbs up and an occasional stoplight “offer” to buy or trade. I just think it's more enjoyable to drive something that allows me to feel like the vehicle is an extension of myself. Something lost with newer vehicles.

Driving my full size truck, a rental car or the wife's SUV I feel detached and isolated from the road.
 
Nicely done Cam! That should go into the "Members Articles" area.
 
Yes Cam well done.

Now I know its different for everyone but when I equate ownership of older vs. newer vehicles, I’m reminded of the my father’s thoughts about firearms.

When I was about 8 years old my dad gave me an old bolt action Remington model 112 that he used to use when he was a kid for rabbit hunting. When I whined about how hard it was to get a rabbit with one shot and how all my friends had shinny “NEW” Ruger Model 10/22 autoloaders. He simply told me the following:

“Almost anybody can pump out 20 rounds out of an autoloader at a rabbit on the move and eventually hit something. But it takes a real marksman to do the same thing with one shot.”

To paraphrase my father – like firearms – modern vehicles are made so that just about anyone can drive them. But it takes a real enthusiast to drive an older classic.
 
The Norbit Car??

Man, that's a close call for me.
$4,500 for a functional old Brit car?

I ended up spending more than that to replace
the electrical system on the Crypt Car.

And the Crypt Car ain't even close to being
operational.

So I buy Norbit and spend another $5,000.
changing out the horrid paint job. I'm
still $25,00 below the Crypt Car cost to date
and I have a car to drive.

Maybe I should Crush Crypty and purchase Norbit?
The economics alone make sense.

d
 
Tinster... look closely at the extra pics of the Norbit car.
It's a prop. It runs, but makes Cryptie look "showroom fresh"! that thing is mutilated far beyond the paintjob.
 
Although the paint job and interior would be a hit down there in the tropics,hehehe!!! /bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/wink.gif
 
Mike,

I'm truly sorry but I must correct your dreadful
blunder of a brain farc statement-

"the paint job and interior would be a hit down
there in the tropics"

You must be thinking about southern LA in California.
But don't feel badly. A lot of folks confuse LA, as
shown on TV shows, with the real world.

Ah!! You forget I used to live in Tequesta. I'm
thinking that Norbit car might be purchased by one
of those very well dressed, purple haired, white belt
crowd in West Palm who attend the all-you-can-eat $4.99,
early bird specials at Bob's Big Boy !!

They still runnin' them three wheel bicycle convoys
from the retirement communities ??je,je,je.

a funny car indeed.

d
 
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