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Hey - did you know if you click on the title of a thread it will take you to the first unread post since you last visited that thread?
but were afraid to ask: 
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smilie in place of the real @
Pretty Please - add it to our Events forum(s) and add to the calendar! >> 
Caveat: I can't remember if this one's been posted before, but it's a goodun' /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smile.gif
An old man was sitting on a park bench when a young man with a mohawk hair style sat down next to him. His hair was spiked with gel and dyed all different colors, red, blue, orange, yellow, and green. The old man just sat and stared at him. After a while, the young guy became annoyed at being stared at, and said to the gentleman, "Old man, have you never done anything adventuresome and different in your life?" The old man replied, "Well, some years back, I got drunk and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you could be my son."
An old man was sitting on a park bench when a young man with a mohawk hair style sat down next to him. His hair was spiked with gel and dyed all different colors, red, blue, orange, yellow, and green. The old man just sat and stared at him. After a while, the young guy became annoyed at being stared at, and said to the gentleman, "Old man, have you never done anything adventuresome and different in your life?" The old man replied, "Well, some years back, I got drunk and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you could be my son."