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<span style="font-weight: bold">My lovely wife sent me this:</span>


<span style="color: #663366"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 14pt">A husband asks his wife,'You never argue when I get mad at you.
How do you always control your anger?'</span></span></span>

<span style="color: #006600"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 14pt">"I clean the toilet," she replies</span></span></span>

<span style="color: #663366"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 14pt"><span style="font-weight: bold">'How does that help?' he asks</span></span></span></span>

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Click to reveal.. <input type="button" class="form-button" value="Show me!" onclick="toggle_spoiler(this, 'Yikes, my eyes!', 'Show me!')" />]<div style="display: none;"><span style="color: #006600"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12pt">"I use your toothbrush!"</span></span></span>

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:lol: Now I know why it tastes funny.
 
Oh this reminds me of a story that I don't know if I can tell here. Similar story, but it involves what thieves did with toothbrushes and left pics on a camera as proof.
 
That's why,after over 31 years of marriage,we never fight!
Yeah....right - it's because she's smarter than I am.

- Doug
 
Basil said:
<span style="font-weight: bold">My lovely wife sent me this:</span>


<span style="color: #663366"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 14pt">A husband asks his wife,'You never argue when I get mad at you.
How do you always control your anger?'</span></span></span>

<span style="color: #006600"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 14pt">"I clean the toilet," she replies</span></span></span>
Click to expand...

And THEN she complains about HIS bad breath.... :devilgrin:
 
My wife got me this morning. I was supposed to start a new job on the 23rd, which I thought was today. last night as I prepared for this morning, she stated I didn't start till Tuesday. I said "No, I start the 23rd." She didn't tell me the 23rd was Tuesday, and when I think I'm right, she knows I won't listen.

Well, got up, got ready, drove 20 miles to find a locked door. Freaking out, I called her and she said that the 23rd was tommorrow. :wall:

I guess I nedd to listen more, but I wa sure it was today. Besides, she ~does~ screw up detail pretty bad sometimes.

Thank ~GOD~ for my wife !!!!
 
Practice run. At least you now know where it is, sata of the traffic at that time of day, and which door to use.

Now all you need to know is the location of the bathroom, break times, and if Friday is payday.












Good luck, TOMORROW.
 
Yeah, I forgot all about the school zones. Cool thing is, I get paid from the moment I leave my house till I get back home...PLUS 50 cents a mile. Can't wait to get the Midget back together and get paid to drive that !!!
 
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