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tony barnhill

tony barnhill

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A pastor had all his teeth pulled and a set of dentures made. The first Sunday with his new teeth he preached 10 minutes. The next Sunday he preached 20 minutes, and the third Sunday he preached two hours.
When asked by his congregation about the varying lengths of the sermons, he answered, "The first Sunday, my gums were so sore it hurt to talk. The second Sunday, my gums were better, but the dentures still needed some adjustments. The third Sunday, I accidentally grabbed my wife's dentures...and I couldn't stop talking!"
 
Tony told that one at Jazz on the Lawn at the local winery this evening, and it was much better there.

Could've been the wine - I don't know! /bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/jester.gif
 
Yep, Mickey and Janet and Jerri and I just got back from cheese, fruit, fried chicken and some kind of local Italian bread - along with a couple of bottles of wine (actually 3 bottles!) sitting outside under the stars listening to some fine jazz.....life doesn't get much better!
 
I'm sooo jealous! /bcforum/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/wink.gif
 
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