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Florida Drug Deal Gone Bad

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kyreb1862

kyreb1862

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When southern Florida resident Nathan Radlich's house was burglarized recently,
thieves ignored his wide screen plasma TV, his VCR, and even left his Rolex watch.
What they did take, however, was a generic white cardboard box filled with a
grayish-white powder.

(That's the way the police report described it.)

A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said that it looked similar to high grade
cocaine and they'd probably thought they'd hit the big time. Later, Nathan stood in
front of numerous TV cameras and pleaded with the burglars: 'Please return the
cremated remains of my sister, Gertrude. She died three years ago.'

The next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a local drug dealer known as Hoochie
Pevens was found on Nathan's doorstep. The cardboard box was there too; about half
of Gertrude's ashes remained.

Scotch taped to the box was this note which said:
Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie. Sorry we snorted your sister.
No hard feelings. Have a nice day.
 
I keep tell'n people "The Florida Sun Melts Yer Brain"! Glad I'm moving back there soon as I leave this yucky Iraq place for the 3rd time :smile:
 
C'mon back, Pete!!! I'll be here with a cold beer for ya! :thumbsup:
 
Doc, if you got a Blue Moon and a thick slice of Florida Orange, then you got yourself a new best friend!
 
Guy has a Rolex watch and keeps his sister in an ND cardboard box for three years? Sumthin' fishy there.
 
Something doesn't sound right here. I thought all these drug dealers had to do was lick their finger, stick it in the "stuff" and then taste it and they would know what it was. Surely you should be able to tell the difference between cocaine and Gertrude! :hammer:
 
pjsmetana said:
Doc, if you got a Blue Moon and a thick slice of Florida Orange, then you got yourself a new best friend!
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We'll "arrange" somethin'. When's rotation? Ya FIGMO yet? :wink:
 
martx-5 said:
Something doesn't sound right here. I thought all these drug dealers had to do was lick their finger, stick it in the "stuff" and then taste it and they would know what it was. Surely you should be able to tell the difference between cocaine and Gertrude! :hammer:
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Dealers don't really care much, as long as it looks good enough to sell*. Buyers usually aren't allowed to try before they buy.**
Not terribly hard to sell something that merely looks all right.

-Wm.

*there's a reason powdered laxatives are used to cut coke-it looks pretty much identical.

**I do not know this from direct experience. Before anyone gets any ideas.
 
"There goes Ol' Stinky for another dime bag."

:jester:
 
DrEntropy said:
pjsmetana said:
Doc, if you got a Blue Moon and a thick slice of Florida Orange, then you got yourself a new best friend!
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We'll "arrange" somethin'. When's rotation? Ya FIGMO yet? :wink:
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Mid November or Mid December. FIGMO? I dun think I know th' guy... BUT I do have orders in hand... just says prior to DEC31

Doc, How close'r ya to Brevard County?
 
Long drive fer a beer... Gulf side: Hillsborough.
 
Thats not so bad. I like to drive, and my Dad lives about 40 miles south of ya in Bradenton. I could even stop in Orlando and see my Brother on th' way.
 
Blue Moon on order then!! :thumbsup:
 
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