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What does a salmon say when its head hits concrete??



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Dam!!!
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What does a salmon say when its head hits concrete??



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Dam!!!
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You get the prize for submitting the absolute worst joke in the history of the BCF /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/hammer.gif

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Paul
 
By the way... Fish can't talk, so there is no way

Salmon says "Dam"

I now resind my previous statement.
 
My cod, surely this is not the plaice for carp jokes like this one. There is bound to be salmon better out there. Im sure we can find other fishy jokes that eel find funny.
 
Holy mackeral, you don't really want to keep this thread floundering about do you.
I already got suckered in by the joke, hook line and sinker.
I wonder if that guy ever made it to Turkey in his citron?
 
Why did the surrealist cross the road


"fish"



[DELETED BY ADMIN] Please read the posts that are at the top of this (humor) forum for information about what is or is not acceptable.
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Thanks,
Basil
 
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My apologies for the deleted joke, it was not intended to offend.

Heres a replacement:

What do you call a fish with no eyes

a FSH

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HA! That's better!
 
'Walleye' do say, there you go 'sturgeon' up the pot with more fishy smelling puns!
 
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