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First xmass joke of 2008

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Stewart

Stewart

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A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the
other night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's
raining," he said to his wife.

"No, that felt more like snow to me," she replied. "No, I'm sure it was
just rain, he said." Well, as these things go, they were about to have
a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing. Just then
they saw a minor Communist party official walking toward them.
"Let's not fight about it," the man said, "let's ask Comrade Rudolph
whether it's officially raining or snowing."

As the official approached, the man said, "Tell us, Comrade Rudolph,
is it officially raining or snowing?"

"It's raining, of course," he answered and walked on. But the woman
insisted: "I know that felt like snow!"

To which the man quietly replied: "Rudolph the Red knows rain,
dear!"
 
Stewart said:
A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the
other night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's
raining," he said to his wife.

"No, that felt more like snow to me," she replied. "No, I'm sure it was
just rain, he said." Well, as these things go, they were about to have
a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing. Just then
they saw a minor Communist party official walking toward them.
"Let's not fight about it," the man said, "let's ask Comrade Rudolph
whether it's officially raining or snowing."

As the official approached, the man said, "Tell us, Comrade Rudolph,
is it officially raining or snowing?"

"It's raining, of course," he answered and walked on. But the woman
insisted: "I know that felt like snow!"

To which the man quietly replied: "Rudolph the Red knows rain,
dear!"
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So if we are going into Christmas jokes, then I'll print this one.

"If Santa Claus had kids, and they were bad, would they be insubordinate clauses?"


Dave :savewave:

P.S. Stewart, I love that joke!
 
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