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Dan was a single bloke living at home with his Dad and working in the family business.
When Dan found out that he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his forthcoming fortune.
One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary bloke," he said to her, "but in just a few years, my widower father will die and I will inherit $200 million." Impressed, the woman asked for his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.
Women are so much better at financial planning than men.
When Dan found out that he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his forthcoming fortune.
One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary bloke," he said to her, "but in just a few years, my widower father will die and I will inherit $200 million." Impressed, the woman asked for his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.
Women are so much better at financial planning than men.
