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Especially For Jaybird... Men No Looky!

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Question: What is the difference between men and puppies?
Answer:puppies grow up.

Question:Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
Answer: Because they are...

Question: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
Answer: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.

Question: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
Answer: Who cares?????.....

Question: What did God say after he created man?
Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.

Question: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
Answer: I don't know, I've never seen either.

Question: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
Answer: i) no mind ii) no business

Question: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
Answer:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions.

Question: What is the difference between men and pigs?
Answer: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...

Question: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
Answer: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention
of driving.

Question: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
Answer: Exchange him!!

Question: Why do men like smart women?
Answer: Opposites attract.


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Get out your asbestos underwear & bullet proof vest-circle the wagons ..... in Mafia jargon- hit the mattresses-LOL Them's fightin words
 
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Now I'm going back to polishing my steering wheel. Ain't sayin' nuffin' - nope, not a word, I ainta sayin' a thing!

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Men No Looky!

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No Looky? What does that mean? That was like a sign...saying...hey stupid...look at this...oh and now it's just Henri...what does that make me...chop liver... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/square.gif

Thanks...by the way I'm now available dear...so stop toying with me... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

If you want me...just ask... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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I resemble those remarks!
As the greeting card says - "We have a strange & wonderful
relationship - I'm strange,& she's wonderful!"

- Doug
 
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If you want me...just ask... /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif

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Good call putting that in the humor forum sweetheart, it's where it belongs. /ubbthreads/images/graemlins/wink.gif

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Good call

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