Epic Battle on My Street Last Night

[DNK]

BMW 7 Series VS> my mail box.
If you could see the car , I think my mailbox won in a close decision.

 

[TR6BILL]

Why is the Dead End sign pointing the way it is?

 

[DNK]

Cul de sac across the street.

 

[DART]

Was there any adult beverage involvement?

 

[GregW]

The ultimate driving machine didn't make him the ultimate driver.

 

[DNK]

Lived at this house for 16 years and that is about the 10th time..In fact I don't put it in the ground anymore. Learned that lesson a long time ago. It sits in a big container with dirt and bulbs bloom in the spring and flowers in the late summer.

By the time I found him ,he actually drove it with no tire and a destroyed rim and a fair amount of front end damage I think the adrenalin was still pumping as he didn't sound to bad.

There is a pub at the end of my street and most damage is usually done around 1am.

 

[AngliaGT]

Isn't it a Federal offense if you hit a mailbox?

- Doug

 

[DART]

not if it's empty. You're just putting your stamp of dis-approval on it.

ie: dissing it

 

[DNK]

Only if on purpose. Then I think it is civil

 

[AngliaGT]

I was referring to when I went to buy a mailbox,that I was
informed that "The Government" owns the mailbox,but you get to pay
for it.

- Doug

 

[DNK]

That is true

 

[Nunyas]

Then does this not qualify for Article 108 of the UCMJ?

 

[DNK]

That is true

 

[vagt6]

I was referring to when I went to buy a mailbox,that I was
informed that "The Government" owns the mailbox,but you get to pay
for it.

- Doug

And, Doug, we may thank a signer of the Declaration of Independence and one of our country's Founding Fathers for that, Benjamin Franklin (founder of the USPS)!

 

[GregW]

I was
informed that "The Government" owns the mailbox,but you get to pay
for it.

I have a mail slot built into the wall of my house. Should I buy a mailbox so the government doesn't own my home?

 

[Guest]

And I thought this was gonna be about the Cripts and the Bloods.

 

[70herald]

about the 10th time..

10 times???? I say mount it on a 2,000lbs concrete block.

 

[DNK]

That is way to hard to fix

 

[Gliderman8]

That is way to hard to fix

Why are you concerned with repairing the car?

 

[MikeP]

Ought to be able to find 5 feet or so of used I beam to sink a couple feet into that concrete. Never have to fix the mailbox again.....