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https://www.theonion.com/article/study-us-wastes-2-million-hours-annually-figuring--50764

 

[TR3driver]

Worst part is, that could easily be true (assuming that finding the end of the roll is in fact a "waste"). With roughly 320 million of us here, that would be an average of less than 2 seconds per month, per person.

 

[MikeP]

I'll donate my extra second from earlier this week. Never got around to using it...

 

[Boink]

I'll donate my extra second from earlier this week. Never got around to using it...

LOL Waste not, want not.

 

[CaptRandy]

Who funded that study and how much? We send students to college to study the ****edest things.

 

[Boink]

Who funded that study and how much? We send students to college to study the ****edest things.

I'm guessing that it was funded by the comedy writers at the Onion. Same guys that reported this:
https://www.theonion.com/article/worlds-frogs-unveil-5-million-year-plan-move-food--50750