Dr visit

[Basil]

A man visits his doctor. “I can’t stop singing ‘What’s New p ussycat.’ “
Doc examines him. “You have Tom Jones syndrome.”
“Is that rare?”
“It’s not unusual.”

 

[NutmegCT]

[h=1]A guy walks into a doctor's office and says, hey doc, my brother's crazy! He thinks he's a chicken. Then the doc says, why don't you turn him in? The guy says, I would but we need the eggs. [/h]

 

[JPSmit]

 

[waltesefalcon]

Now I'm a believer.

 

[Gliderman8]

Guy goes to see his psychiatrist and says to him "doc, I think I'm turning into a dog". The psychiatrist says "OK, I can help you; please lay down on the couch and we can talk about it"
The guys says "I can't, I'm not allowed on the furniture"

 

[NutmegCT]

:lol:

 

[pdplot]

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "Why the long face?"

 

[JPSmit]

A Priest, a minister and a Rabbi walk into a bar.

Bartender says, "is this a joke?"

 

[AngliaGT]

Then there's the one that little kids find funny -

A man sits down in a bus.Guy next to him says
"Do you know you have a banana in your ear?"
Guy replies "Sorry,I couldn't hear you -
I have a banana in my ear".

 

[Basil]

What's yellow and seldom rings?

An unlisted banana

 

[JPSmit]

what's brown and sticky





a stick

 

[mikephillips]

Guy walks into a bar, hey, put the *#&! phone down and pay attention...

 

[PC]

woman to psychologist: My husband thinks he's a refrigerator.

psychologist: How does that make you feel?

woman: I'm OK with it. But he sleeps with his mouth open and the light keeps me awake at night.

 

[NutmegCT]

oh, so true!